Bad Reviews Boost Sales

I would like to take the opportunity to thank those who give my books terrible reviews because those reviews have increased my sales. However, it saddens me to note that 100% of my bad reviews are from Christians. The various doctrines are coming out to prove that Christians just cannot get along. There always has to be a theological debate. Once again, I am begging you all to read the Scriptures for yourselves and stop being brainwashed by your pastors, bishops, priests, etc. I encourage you to read from Genesis all the way through Revelation as you would read any other book. Once you reach the end of Revelation, go back to Genesis and begin again. The Word of God is living while religion is dead. It is a well-known fact that many churches are funded by agencies who only allow those churches to exist if they preach false doctrines, or the "doctrines of demons". The truth is in the Bible. Do not skip around, taking verses out of context.